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Something Incredibly Clever

Something even more clever to make you forget how stupid the title is.
Jun 8 '13
sdzsafaripark:

Giraffes have the same number of vertebrae in their necks as we do—seven.

sdzsafaripark:

Giraffes have the same number of vertebrae in their necks as we do—seven.

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Jun 8 '13

This is the most unique one I've seen, please yes.

  • 1) Put your iTunes on shuffle. Give me the first 6 songs that pop up.
  • 2) If you could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?
  • 3) Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, give me line 17.
  • 4) What do you think about most?
  • 5) Ever had a poem or song written about you?
  • 6) Do you have any strange phobias?
  • 7) What's your religion?
  • 8) If you are outside, what are you most likely doing?
  • 9) Simple but extremely complex. Favorite band?
  • 10) What was the last lie you told?
  • 11) Do you believe in karma?
  • 12) What does your URL mean?
  • 13) What is your greatest weakness; your greatest strength?
  • 14) Who is your celebrity crush?
  • 15) How do you vent your anger?
  • 16) Do you have a collection of anything?
  • 17) Are you happy with the person you've become?
  • 18) What's a sound you hate; sound you love?
  • 19) What's your biggest "what if"?
  • 20) Do you believe in ghosts? How about aliens?
  • 21) Stick your right arm out; what do you touch first? Do the same with your left arm.
  • 22) Smell the air. What do you smell?
  • 23) What's the worst place you have ever been to?
  • 24) Most attractive singer/s of your opposite gender?
  • 25) To you, what is the meaning of life?
  • 26) Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed?
  • 27) What was the last movie you saw?
  • 28) What's the worst injury you've ever had?
  • 29) Do you have any obsessions right now?
  • 30) Ever had a rumor spread about you?
  • 31) Do you tend to hold grudges against people who have done you wrong?
  • 32) What is your astrological sign?
  • 33) What's the last thing you purchased?
  • 34) Love or lust?
  • 35) In a relationship?
  • 36) How many relationships have you had?
  • 37) What is your secret weapon to get someone to like you?
  • 38) Where is your best friend?
  • 39) What were you doing last night at 12 AM?
  • 40) Are you the kind of friend you would want to have as a friend?
  • 41) You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late one more time you get fired. What do you do?
  • 42) You are at the doctor’s office and she has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. a) Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? b) What do you do with your remaining days? c) Would you be afraid?
  • 43) What's a song that always makes you happy when you hear it?
  • 44) In your opinion, what makes a great relationship?
  • 45) How can I win your heart?
  • 46) Can insanity bring on more creativity?
  • 47) What is the single best decision you have made in your life so far?
  • 48) What would you want to be written on your tombstone?
  • 49) Give me the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word "heart."
  • 50) Basic question; what's your favorite color/colors?
  • 51) What is your current desktop picture?
  • 52) If you could press a button and make anyone in the world instantaneously explode, who would it be?
  • 53) What would be a question you'd be afraid to tell the truth on?
  • 54) You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what's even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What is that power?
  • 55) You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?
  • 56) You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?
  • 57) You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who would it be?
  • 58) You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?
  • 59) Ever been on a plane?
  • 60) Give me your top 5 hottest celebrities.

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Jun 8 '13

raychilidog:

John Bonham died.

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Jun 8 '13
thingslearnedfromfreaksandgeeks:

Learned from Bill in “Beers and Weirs.”
I’m pretty sure my Bill Haverchuck tag has the majority of the posts.  

thingslearnedfromfreaksandgeeks:

Learned from Bill in “Beers and Weirs.”

I’m pretty sure my Bill Haverchuck tag has the majority of the posts.  

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Jun 8 '13

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Jun 8 '13

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Jun 8 '13

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Jun 8 '13

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Jun 8 '13
tara-delonge:

SO I WENT TO OPEN A CAN OF CHOPPED TOMATOESNOW IM NO FUCKING EXPERTBUT IM PRETTY FUCKING SURE THESE ARE PEARS

tara-delonge:

SO I WENT TO OPEN A CAN OF CHOPPED TOMATOES
NOW IM NO FUCKING EXPERT
BUT IM PRETTY FUCKING SURE THESE ARE PEARS

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Jun 3 '13

Dear Person I Hate

I don’t even want to waste words on scum of the earth like you.

Jun 3 '13

Dear Ex-Girlfriend

I am sorry.
I did not treat you right.
We were not made for each other.
I did not handle it the way I should have.

Jun 3 '13

Dear Past Me

Uhh. Hey. What’s up?
Stick with the drums, man. Practice, a lot. Until you’ve got blisters on yer fingers. And pick up the guitar. Practice that too. Until your fingers bleed.
And confidence, man. Wear it. Often. It looks good on you.
Don’t spend so much time moping about your losses. Spend more time being thankful for what you’ve got, and anticipating what’s to come, cause trust me, buddy. It’s good. Damn good.

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May 16 '13

thernardier:

“you wanna see my breasts” i say seductively to my boyfriend. i unbutton my shirt to reveal two large, succulent cuts of meat. i am a chicken. why do i have a boyfriend. why am i wearing clothes

(Source: junkoes)

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May 16 '13

5 years ago

I was 17, and five years to the day I can’t say I was worry free.
My dad was a really cool guy. I wish he had had more of an influence in my life. I wish we had been closer. I wish we spent more time together, or that I knew more about him.
I wish I had been sad when he died. But I was just ready to sleep.
And then I was angry. I was very mad. All the time.
I was angry that he didn’t get to see me graduate.
I was mad he was gone at all. It was like he left us for someone else.
I was mad that I was stuck with the responsibilities of being a father figure for his youngest kid, and the one on the way.

But everything happens for a reason.
If he hadn’t died, I would have gone to school. And if I was in school I wouldn’t have met the love of my life.
So I can’t say it’s been all bad.

May 16 '13

slythindor394:

The Deathly Hallows

Sometimes I wish I had the stone..

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